Witch I have my very own built in alarm clock it’s called a bladder and it does not have a snooze button shirt

Are you tired of the incessant beeping of alarm clocks that just won’t let you snooze for a few more precious minutes of sleep? Introducing our Witch I have my very own built in alarm clock it’s called a bladder and it does not have a snooze button shirt, the perfect garment to resonate with all the non-morning people out there. This shirt is not just a piece of clothing; it’s a statement, a declaration of war against early mornings and rushed wake-ups. The clever slogan emblazoned on the front will surely bring a knowing smile to those who understand the struggle all too well.

But this shirt is more than just words on fabric. It’s a symbol of rebellion against the relentless march of time, a badge of honor for those who value their beauty sleep. Crafted from soft, breathable material, this shirt ensures that your skin stays comfortable all day long. The design is versatile enough to pair with your favorite jeans for a casual day out or to layer under a blazer for a quirky office look. Embrace the spirit of individuality and make a bold statement with our Witch I have my very own built in alarm clock it’s called a bladder and it does not have a snooze button shirt today!

Don’t let time dictate your mornings; take back control with our exclusive Witch I have my very own built in alarm clock it’s called a bladder and it does not have a snooze button shirt. Join the rebellion against early wake-up calls and embrace the comfort and style this shirt offers. Whether you’re treating yourself or looking for the perfect gift for your fellow night owls, this shirt is a must-have addition to your wardrobe. Stand out from the crowd, express your unique personality, and show the world that you won’t be ruled by conventional alarm clocks. Order yours now and start each day on your terms!

Witch I have my very own built in alarm clock it’s called a bladder and it does not have a snooze button shirt, hoodie, sweater, longsleeve and ladies t-shirt

Description

• Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester (Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester); Antique colors are 60% cotton, 40% polyester.
• Made from specially spun fibers that make very strong and smooth fabric, perfect for printing.
• Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive.
• Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape.
• Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching.
• Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Do not iron; Do not dry-clean.

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