In a world where every stitch of life seems to unravel, there’s always that one person trying to sour your day like a rotten apple. But fear not, for our Stitch life is like a toilet there’s always an asshole trying to shit on your day shirt is here to remind you that you’re stronger than any negativity thrown your way. Crafted with premium cotton for ultimate comfort, this shirt serves as your armor against the naysayers and dream crushers. Let the vibrant colors and humorous message be your shield, empowering you to brush off the haters with a smile. Embrace the quirky design and wear it as a badge of honor, showcasing your resilience in the face of adversity.
When the world feels like a never-ending battlefield of negativity, slip into our Stitch life is like a toilet there’s always an asshole trying to shit on your day shirt and feel the instant boost of confidence and humor. Whether you’re conquering a tough day at work or navigating through personal challenges, this shirt is your daily reminder that you’re capable of rising above the chaos. Embrace the bold statement and wear it with pride, knowing that you have the strength to overcome any obstacle. Don’t just wear a shirt; wear a message that speaks to your inner warrior. Let this tee be your mantra, your battle cry against the forces that seek to bring you down. Get yours today and show the world that nothing can break your spirit!
Stitch life is like a toilet there’s always an asshole trying to shit on your day shirt, hoodie, sweater, longsleeve and ladies t-shirt
Description
- Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester (Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester); Antique colors are 60% cotton, 40% polyester.
- Made from specially spun fibers that make very strong and smooth fabric, perfect for printing.
- Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive.
- Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape.
- Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching.
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Do not iron; Do not dry-clean.
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Made To Order. Ships In 2-3 Weeks
Any order that contains this item will ship in the estimated time above.
- 5.3-ounce, 99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey).
- Heavyweight classic unisex tee.
- Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label.
- 5.3 oz, cotton preshrunk jersey knit, Sport Grey 90% cotton/10% polyester.
- 1/2 inch mitered v-neck collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders with cap sleeves.
- 8 oz; 50% cotton/50% polyester.
- Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling.
- 1×1 athletic rib cuffs and waistband with spandex; Double-needle stitching.
- 8 oz 50/50 cotton/poly.
- Air jet yarn creates a smooth, low-pill surface.
- Double needle stitching; Pouch pocket; Unisex sizing.
- Ash is 95% cotton, 5% poly; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% poly; Dark Heather is 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
- Double-needle neck, sleeves and hem; Unisex sizing; consult size chart for details.
Keep in mind that we order on demand. Therefore we take about 1-3 business days to create our products then you should add shipping times on top of that.
SHIPPING TIMES:
How long shipping takes really depends on where you are from.
USA Orders: Shipping time is between 8-17 business days.
International Orders: Shipping time is between 15-35 business days.
Please note that these shipping times are estimates and can vary due to factors beyond our control, such as customs processing times and postal delays.
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