Looking for a shirt that speaks your truth? The Mallard Geese Are Jerks shirt is here to save the day! Picture this: a sunny day at the park, a peaceful picnic ruined by a gang of pesky mallard geese. The frustration, the honking, the bold theft of your snacks – we’ve all been there! This shirt isn’t just a piece of clothing; it’s a statement, a badge of honor for those who have faced the wrath of these feathered troublemakers. Made from ultra-soft, breathable cotton, this shirt ensures comfort while you proudly display your solidarity with fellow geese victims.
But wait, there’s more! The Mallard Geese Are Jerks shirt isn’t just about style; it’s a conversation starter, a beacon of shared experiences. Imagine the knowing nods, the chuckles of recognition as others see your shirt and share their own bird-related tales of woe. Stand out in a crowd, spark connections, and maybe even form a support group for those traumatized by these not-so-innocent fowl. Embrace the camaraderie, the laughter, and the relief of knowing you’re not alone in your struggle against the feathered foes. Are you ready to join the flock and proudly wear your truth? Snag your shirt today and let the world know that mallard geese are indeed jerks!
Mallard Geese Are Jerks shirt, hoodie, sweater, longsleeve and ladies t-shirt
Description
- Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester (Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester); Antique colors are 60% cotton, 40% polyester.
- Made from specially spun fibers that make very strong and smooth fabric, perfect for printing.
- Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive.
- Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape.
- Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching.
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Do not iron; Do not dry-clean.
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Made To Order. Ships In 2-3 Weeks
Any order that contains this item will ship in the estimated time above.
- 5.3-ounce, 99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey).
- Heavyweight classic unisex tee.
- Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label.
- 5.3 oz, cotton preshrunk jersey knit, Sport Grey 90% cotton/10% polyester.
- 1/2 inch mitered v-neck collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders with cap sleeves.
- 8 oz; 50% cotton/50% polyester.
- Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling.
- 1×1 athletic rib cuffs and waistband with spandex; Double-needle stitching.
- 8 oz 50/50 cotton/poly.
- Air jet yarn creates a smooth, low-pill surface.
- Double needle stitching; Pouch pocket; Unisex sizing.
- Ash is 95% cotton, 5% poly; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% poly; Dark Heather is 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
- Double-needle neck, sleeves and hem; Unisex sizing; consult size chart for details.
Keep in mind that we order on demand. Therefore we take about 1-3 business days to create our products then you should add shipping times on top of that.
SHIPPING TIMES:
How long shipping takes really depends on where you are from.
USA Orders: Shipping time is between 8-17 business days.
International Orders: Shipping time is between 15-35 business days.
Please note that these shipping times are estimates and can vary due to factors beyond our control, such as customs processing times and postal delays.
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