I feel less insane and less useless or lazy and Dogs and hockey make me happy humans make my head hurt tshirt. Years ago I was working as a lifeguard at a waterpark and a toddler came shooting out of one of the slides into four feet of water and immediately started drowning. I don’t know why parents send non swimming kids down a waterslide without enquiring about the pool depth at the bottom, but it happens. I rescue the kiddo and I’m trying to calm her down when dad shows up. I explain to dad that most of our slides come down into four feet or so of water so he needs to go first and catch her at the bottom. He grabs the kid out of my arms and storms off.