In a world where emotions run deep and desires burn bright, the Dead inside but still horny shirt is your bold statement piece. Crafted for those who navigate the complexities of life with a touch of humor and a whole lot of sass, this shirt speaks volumes without saying a word. Made from premium, soft cotton, it hugs your skin like a gentle reminder that it’s okay to embrace your contradictions. The witty slogan emblazoned across the chest is a conversation starter, a nod to the inner rebel who thrives on pushing boundaries and breaking stereotypes.
But this shirt is more than just fabric and words; it’s a symbol of self-acceptance and empowerment. It’s a declaration that being a little rough around the edges doesn’t dim your inner fire; if anything, it fuels it. So, if you’re someone who dances to the beat of their own drum, unapologetically embracing all facets of your being, then the Dead inside but still horny shirt is your must-have companion. Wear it with pride, wear it with a smirk, and wear it as a reminder that it’s okay to be a beautifully complex mess. Let this shirt be your battle cry, your badge of honor in a world that often expects conformity. Get yours today and let your true colors shine through!
Dead inside but still horny shirt, hoodie, sweater, longsleeve and ladies t-shirt
Description
- Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester (Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester); Antique colors are 60% cotton, 40% polyester.
- Made from specially spun fibers that make very strong and smooth fabric, perfect for printing.
- Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive.
- Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape.
- Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching.
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Do not iron; Do not dry-clean.
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Made To Order. Ships In 2-3 Weeks
Any order that contains this item will ship in the estimated time above.
- 5.3-ounce, 99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey).
- Heavyweight classic unisex tee.
- Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label.
- 5.3 oz, cotton preshrunk jersey knit, Sport Grey 90% cotton/10% polyester.
- 1/2 inch mitered v-neck collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders with cap sleeves.
- 8 oz; 50% cotton/50% polyester.
- Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling.
- 1×1 athletic rib cuffs and waistband with spandex; Double-needle stitching.
- 8 oz 50/50 cotton/poly.
- Air jet yarn creates a smooth, low-pill surface.
- Double needle stitching; Pouch pocket; Unisex sizing.
- Ash is 95% cotton, 5% poly; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% poly; Dark Heather is 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
- Double-needle neck, sleeves and hem; Unisex sizing; consult size chart for details.
Keep in mind that we order on demand. Therefore we take about 1-3 business days to create our products then you should add shipping times on top of that.
SHIPPING TIMES:
How long shipping takes really depends on where you are from.
USA Orders: Shipping time is between 8-17 business days.
International Orders: Shipping time is between 15-35 business days.
Please note that these shipping times are estimates and can vary due to factors beyond our control, such as customs processing times and postal delays.
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