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Description
- Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester (Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester); Antique colors are 60% cotton, 40% polyester.
- Made from specially spun fibers that make very strong and smooth fabric, perfect for printing.
- Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive.
- Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape.
- Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching.
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Do not iron; Do not dry-clean.
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Made To Order. Ships In 2-3 Weeks
Any order that contains this item will ship in the estimated time above.
- 5.3-ounce, 99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey).
- Heavyweight classic unisex tee.
- Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label.
- 5.3 oz, cotton preshrunk jersey knit, Sport Grey 90% cotton/10% polyester.
- 1/2 inch mitered v-neck collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders with cap sleeves.
- 8 oz; 50% cotton/50% polyester.
- Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling.
- 1×1 athletic rib cuffs and waistband with spandex; Double-needle stitching.
- 8 oz 50/50 cotton/poly.
- Air jet yarn creates a smooth, low-pill surface.
- Double needle stitching; Pouch pocket; Unisex sizing.
- Ash is 95% cotton, 5% poly; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% poly; Dark Heather is 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
- Double-needle neck, sleeves and hem; Unisex sizing; consult size chart for details.
Keep in mind that we order on demand. Therefore we take about 1-3 business days to create our products then you should add shipping times on top of that.
SHIPPING TIMES:
How long shipping takes really depends on where you are from.
USA Orders: Shipping time is between 8-17 business days.
International Orders: Shipping time is between 15-35 business days.
Please note that these shipping times are estimates and can vary due to factors beyond our control, such as customs processing times and postal delays.
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